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Amy adjusts the headphones that rest over her head as she brings the microphone closer to her. The play list was coming to an end and the listeners were tuning back into Amy's radio show, Punkrockalypse. Amy presses the 'live' button as she tucks some of her red hair behind her ear.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Welcome back everyone, to Punkrockalypse, here on Project 9-6-1 WKLS, Atlanta. I'm sitting here with my buddy, Swan. Now, let me just say that it feels great to be back in the radio station. I have taken some notable time away from this gig, as many of you know, I have picked wrestling back up, I am currently under contract with NWA. Thank you, Swan, for keeping the show going while I am on the road, I couldn't do it without you, so major props to you. Thank you.

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
Absolutely, Punkrockalypse is here to stay everybody! We've actually managed to go strong for over four years now. It's hard to believe.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Wow! Four years, time sure does fly by. Thanks to all our loyal listeners who tune in each week for our show, you're the best and we couldn't do it without you. As always, we are still taking requests for the rest of our show. I want to see someone request something decent. I am going to officially announce that I am ignoring any requests for terrible music such as Blink 182, or Sum 41. That is not legitimate Punk music, therefore the request is not going to be granted. Sorry. However, I see we have some requests for Minor Threat, ohhh, and some Bad Brains. Speaking of Bad Brains, I have seen them live quite a few times. It's been years, but the last time I saw them, it was in Chicago about five years ago. This is one of those bands who sound great on CD, but live... I don't know, Swan, it just didn't sell it for me. I have got to support them, and HR makes the whole thing. But they have to spruce some things up and keep it interesting.

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
I have actually never been able to make it our to one of their shows. It's a shame when you love a band so much and you go see them live, then you're just left in disappointment because they suck live.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Well, true. I try to see it as everyone has their bad moments, so I try not to let one bad performance change my perspective on a band. I don't know, just me. But yes, I have to agree, it totally sucks when that happens.

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
Alright, so Amy, it's been a few weeks since we've had you here in our studio. Perhaps our listeners could get a few updates on what has been going on in your wrestling career as of late.

Amy nods her head and adjusts the microphone a little as she sets up the play list for the next music block.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Yeah, absolutely. Well, some of you may follow the on goings of my career in NWA, some of you may not. After WWE, I didn't think I'd ever return to the ring. There were some issues behind the scenes when I was under contract for the WWE, and when I was able to leave, I ran. It just left an awful taste in my mouth, all my hard work went to waste. So anyways, as you all know, I left to do my own thing for a few years. To make a long story, much, much, shorter... I ended up getting a call and offered a contract for NWA. I ended up deciding I have one more good run left in me and I might as well take advantage of that while I have the opportunity.

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
Wait... one "good" run left in you? Amy, you have managed to rip through any competition they set up against you. In case you don't know folks, Amy has managed to go undefeated the entire time since her debut. That is absolutely incredible! Sounds like more than just "one good run left in you", to me.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
I guess you have a point there. Well, yes, I have managed to get this streak going for myself. I'm not going to lie, I am damn proud of the hard work I have done. Each week I bring it all to the ring and it's really worked out for me, I've been unstoppable so far.

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
Well, I hear you are actually booked a match on Smackdown this coming week. I'm an NWA fan-boy, any of you can ask Amy and she will tell you.

Amy laughs and shakes her head in agreement.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
It's true, he couldn't believe I was going to sign with NWA when I first told him.

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
So, Amy, who is your opponent on Smackdown this coming week?

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
I am actually facing Kelly Kelly this week.

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
Kelly Kelly? The Kelly Kelly? Oh man, the girl so nice, they named her twice! Didn't you face her in your last on screen match?

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Yes, it was the first time Kelly and I stepped in the ring together and faced off one on one. The first time we wrestled, we were involved in a triple threat match with Ashley Lane, most of you will know her better as Madison Rayne. Anyways, both times I was able to remain one step ahead of her game, getting the job done. Kelly Kelly's only two losses are from me, I am the only one she can't beat yet.

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
Yeah, I noticed that myself. Don't get me wrong, who doesn't love Kelly Kelly? She's smoking hot! Of course, I am always pulling for Amy. She and I have been great friends for years, even before we decided to form Punkrockalypse together. Amy is just an amazing person all around, if you know her off screen.

Amy laughed and shook her head at Swan before she spoke.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Off screen? I'm an angel on screen. Hahaha. I'm actually quite the opposite on screen. I am the only woman in Team TNA. We are a very dominant force in NWA, we're currently in a battle against the Second City Saints. We have a new member who just debuted last week on Smackdown, Alex Shelley. It's going to be a pleasure to work with him, I can't wait to see what's in store for him. But, I have to be honest, I'm not a big fan of the fines that Shawn Michaels has thrown my way lately. I'm not the only one around here breaking rules!

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
Didn't you flick off a fan recently, during a match?

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Well... yeah. I did. I don't regret it one bit, it was fun and definitely worth it. Shawn can be a stick in the mud at times, I just brush it off. TNA isn't known for following rules, TNA was formed for real wrestlers. You see, our whole gimmick is about how we aren't sports entertainers, we are here to wrestle. I think that's why my old WWE days, towards the end... sat so wrong with me. I wasn't in the ring, due to injuries, so I was used as eye candy. I've just never been down for all of that. I did my share in photo shoots, doing the whole Diva thing... but wearing skimp outfits to wrestle in, worrying about my makeup being just right, or my nails done... that's just never been me, and it never will be. That's always set me apart from the rest of the Women in the locker room in my opinion.

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
Absolutely, I have to agree. So, we've said you are facing Kelly on Smackdown this week, any words you'd like to share with us about that?

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Hmm... well, I do have a little bone to pick with Kelly. I mean, she did walk into the business after me, and leap frogged in front of me for a shot at the Women's title. I am here, undefeated, busting my ass week in and week out. Then she bats her fake eyelashes to someone in management, and is pushed ahead of me? I wasn't particularly fond of her when I found out about it. I mean, yeah, Congratulations to Kelly for her big win against Beth Phoenix. Sometimes though... I'm left to wonder if it was all luck, or just some fluke? Beth is one hell of a competitor.

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
Kelly's a pretty tough chick, but Beth Phoenix is not someone to overlook either.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Definitely not, and I know that. I haven't stepped into the ring with Beth, but I have with Kelly. I have managed to get to job done twice before, and I will make damn sure it becomes a third time. Kelly Kelly is a great competitor, anyone can see that. I've even said she has really come a long way from where she was when she signed with WWE. I admit, I wasn't a big fan of her when I first heard of how she got to the WWE, it peeved me, got under my skin. Most of us in the wrestling industry, bust our ass in the Indy circuits to get even just a little attention, a shot. It's hard to make it as a wrestler and you definitely have to pay your dues. You end up stepping on the wrong toes when you skip ahead of everyone but barely doing anything to deserve it. Don't get me wrong, Kelly has definitely come a hell of a long way since I remember seeing her debut in WWE. I give her credit where credit is do. But that belt... is meant to be mine. I'm coming for it next and regardless of what happens on Smackdown, this isn't the last time Kelly will be stepping in the ring with me. So Kelly, if your listening, I hope you're ready for me. I don't play nice in the ring and you know I will do whatever it takes to win and you should expect no less from me. So all of you fans be sure to tune in to Smackdown on Friday at 8pm EST on the SyFy channel, and watch me take down the golden girl of NWA.

ЋАЄА | "Punkrockalypse DJ" || Swan| АЄАЛ
Shameless plug?

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Absolutely, this is my show after all. I'll plug what I feel like!

Both laugh together as a small PSA is played before being returned to Amy and Swan.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Alright, well we have our next music block approaching, I am a little more pleased with the requests we've gotten in this quarter of the show. Keep calling and sending in those requests. It has been great to be back on Punkrockalypse, I always miss being on the show when I'm on the road, it has become a second home to me over the years. Thank you, again, to Swan for keeping the show going in my absence, thanks to all my loyal listeners that have kept the show going for so long, and thanks to all my loyal NWA fans. Swan is going to take back over as I get ready for my match this week, but it's been great. Up next we have another band who is amazing, but not too great live. We have the Misfits up next for you.

Amy hits the play button to cue the next music block of her show. Amy slips off the headphones and lays them on the desk in front of her before she stands up. She hugs her long time friend Swan and says her goodbyes as she slips out of the recording studio. She had a few things to take care of before her flight to Houston for Smackdown.

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The plane touched down in Houston, Texas, and began to unload the passengers shortly there after. Jeff grabbed Amy's hand into his and gently led her through the airports terminal. The duo quickly grabbed their suitcases from Baggage Claim and headed out into the warm air of Houston as they waited for their cab. Once their cabby arrived, they hopped in and told the driver the name of their hotel for the evening. Amy adjusted the sunglasses that rested against her face as she looked over at Jeff who seemed to be in deep thought of his own. Amy gently squeezed his hand which caused him to look over at her. A smile tugged at the corners of Jeff's mouth.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
You okay babe? You've been quiet basically this whole time?

ЋАЄА | 'Antichrist of Wrestling' || Jeff Hardy | АЄАЛ
Yeah, just have a lot on my mind. Not just with Beth and Ruby, but my big match against Phil.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
He got lucky at Night of Champions, I know you are more than capable of defeating him and bringing the title back to TNA fully. I have no doubt in my mind, baby.

Jeff smiled at her and gently squeezed her hand with his. After some time passed in the car, the cab driver arrived to the Houston Alden hotel, located right next to Minute Maid Park in downtown Houston. Jeff and Amy climbed out of the taxi and grabbed their suitcases. Jeff paid the fair and the couple walked into the stylish hotel. Jeff and Amy walked up to the counter at the check in desk as a lady with thick black rimmed glasses peered up at them.

ЋАЄА "Alden Hotel Receptionist" АЄАЛ
Welcome to the Alden hotel, have you made a reservation with us?

ЋАЄА | 'Antichrist of Wrestling' || Jeff Hardy | АЄАЛ
Yes ma'am, the name should be under Jeff Hardy.

The woman turned and typed the name into the computer system. She reads over the screen and nods her head in confirmation.

ЋАЄА "Alden Hotel Receptionist" АЄАЛ
Alright, yes. Mr. Hardy, you're room this evening will be room 907 on the 9th floor. Here are your key cards for the room. Thank you for choosing to stay with us at the Alden hotel of Houston.

Jeff reached out and took the cards before he handed them to Amy. Jeff pulled out his card to pay for the room and handed it to the woman. She swiped his card and grabbed the receipt that printed out. Jeff scribbled his name on the paper and handed it back to the woman before he and Amy walked off towards the elevator doors. After stepping off the elevator, Jeff led the way to the room and swiped the key card through the door reader before he opened the door. They step in and set down their luggage, Amy walked over to the window of the hotel room and looked out at the city before them. Jeff walked up behind her and wrapped his arms around her and hugged her against him.

ЋАЄА | 'Antichrist of Wrestling' || Jeff Hardy | АЄАЛ
Thank you, Amy, for being so wonderful during all this with me. I could never make it through all this without you.

Amy smiled and rested her head against Jeff's shoulder as he held her to him, both of them peered out the window.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
I will always be here for you Jeff, you know that. You are doing so good, we've changed so much from a few months ago even, and we will get Ruby no matter what. Don't let Beth get to your head, we need your focus where it counts the most. In that ring, and on Phil. You know this won't be an easy match for you, and he is far from an easy opponent.

Jeff nodded his head in agreement and hugged her closer to him as he rested his chin on the top of her head.

ЋАЄА | 'Antichrist of Wrestling' || Jeff Hardy | АЄАЛ
Not just me, but you as well, with Barbie. She got that huge win over at the PPV and left you in the dust, Ames. You were around here before she was.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Trust me, that hasn't gone unnoticed. I'm not happy one bit about it, I have more than paid my dues around NWA, and it's going to be my time. I don't care what it takes.

Jeff smiled as Amy turned in his arms and softly kissed his lips before she pulled back and looked up at him. She cupped the side of his cheek with her hand as she peered into his intense green eyes.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
You know I can handle my own, and I will just do it all over again this week, as I have done every other week. Come on, let's go out and see the city, get our minds off everything for a few hours.

Jeff smiled at the idea and nodded. They both grabbed a few necessary items before they headed out of the room to explore downtown Houston and have some fun together, before they had to get back to business preparing for Smackdown.

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After spending the better part of the day before exploring Houston, Jeff and Lita had arrived at the Toyota Center. Jeff was in the TNA locker room with Sabin and Shelley. Lita decided to go out to the ring and say a few words before her match against Kelly Kelly. The lights in the arena dimmed as "Lovefuryenergypassion" by Boy Hits Car hit over the PA system. Lita stepped out from behind the stage curtain and threw her gun taunts into the air. The crowd booed in response but Lita didn't show any signs of caring. She ran down the ramp before she slid under the bottom rope and into the middle of the ring. Lita hopped up onto her feet and climbed the turnbuckle and posed. She head banged to her music before she turned around and jumped to the ring mat. Lita signaled the ringside staff for a microphone. She took the mic from the staff member and turned on her heel in the ring. After a few moments past and the boo's continued, Lita just smiled and raised the mic to her lips.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
You people can boo me all you want, I don't give a damn what one single one of you think of me. I'm not here to make the right decision, or even the popular decision. No, you see, I am here to do what is right for me! What is right for Team TNA!

The crowd boos even louder at the mention of the rather unpopular stable's name. Lita just smiled cockily and flipped her red hair over her shoulder.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
I have tried the nicer approach to things and where did that get me? Absolutely nowhere! I stood back, wrestled my matches and gave each and every one of them my absolute all. I ripped through the competition set before me, I made sure to put on a damn good match week in and week out. What did that ever do for me? Not a damn thing! No, instead, while I am busting my ass harder than any other diva in the back, I get overlooked for someone like Kelly Kelly! I was here weeks before Kelly even stepped foot into this business! She hasn't even managed to pull a win over me! She doesn't deserve to be in the spotlight, let alone jump in front of me for a shot at the title. I am still undefeated around here, mind you. Even your precious Kelly Kelly couldn't get the job done either time she faced me. I tried to remain respectful and do the right thing, but I'm sick of trying to be nice for people. I don't give a damn about any of you. I care about whats best for me, and the rest of Team TNA.

Amy paced the ring a few times before she ran a few fingers through her hair and continued on.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Now, am I happy we have a new Women's champion? To be honest, I'm indifferent. You see, it doesn't matter if I have to face Beth Phoenix, or the precious little barbie doll, Kelly Kelly, for the belt. Either way, I'm bringing that title back to TNA with me. You all can doubt me all you want, but it's only a matter of time before I get my hands on that belt and prove that I am indeed, the best in the Women's division. I can admit that Kelly has come a long way since her debut in WWE, however, it just doesn't compare to the experience I have. Don't worry, Kelly, many women have wrestled with me thinking they were going to beat me with no issue. You can ask each one of them individually how that turned out for them. I'm talking about past and present, go for it.

Lita paced the ring a few more times as the fans never stopped booing her. She rolled her eyes at the audience to show she wasn't bothered by them one bit.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
You know what makes me so great in this ring, Kelly? Well, let me just tell you. While you, and all your little friends are busy picking out which outfit your going to wrestle in, primping your hair, and perfecting your makeup... I am preparing and focusing on my match. What I am going to do in the ring next. I focus on my opponents weaknesses and mistakes, and use them to my advantage. You're probably too focused on whether of not you and Punk are still together or broken up. You're busy partying with your friend Eve, and by now, I'm sure your even trying to figure out what wedding dress is going to be perfect for your big day. Awwww, isn't that just so sweet? However, it's irrelevant in this ring. I have already proved to be the better opponent twice against you, and tonight, I'm going to do it for the third time. I hope you like losing to me, because it sure has become a pattern for you already.

Lita just laughed cockily as the crowd boo's her once more. She held her arms out and shrugged her shoulders as she spoke off the microphone, saying "Oh come on, it's true!". She shook her head and brought the microphone back to her lips once more.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
It's true, it's really true. Kelly better get use to the fact that she now has a huge target on her back. That is the price you pay when you become a champion. I'm not going to simply back off and let things be easy for you. You currently hold the one thing that all of us women in the back are out to get. Don't expect to walk around and be everyone's best friend, and don't be shocked when people turn on you. Jealousy is quite ugly my friend, expect to feel a lot of it. Sure, maybe not from your gal pal, Eve. Then again, she doesn't really count. I mean, she has a contract here... but she doesn't even wrestle. So, was she just hired to be your ring cheerleader? I mean, you are the NWA Women's Champion... and you still have to have your puppet come down to ringside with you. Are you just to afraid to do things on your own, or are you just incapable of doing it alone? Do you always have to bring backup down to the ring in case you start losing your ass off? Eve, you better not even think twice about interfering in your buddies match tonight, or I will make damn sure you get a match and I will gladly teach you a lesson. This one is between Kelly Kelly and myself. You shouldn't even be coming to the ring in the first place, don't you have something better to do than parade around Kelly Kelly all the time? How sad, always living in someone's shadow.

The crowd erupted in louder boo's which only caused another laugh from Lita. She tucked some hair behind her ear and leaned on the front ropes of the ring, facing the titan tron.

ЋАЄА |'Queen of Extreme' Lita| АЄАЛ
Aw, the fans are mad because I'm only pointing out the truth? She doesn't even possess championship material characteristics. She hides behind her boyfriend and his stable, she has Eve as her little guard dog. She wins the championship and isn't even seen or heard from until now, because she finally has a match since the PPV. Yeah.. what a great champion. All the more reason for me to take that belt off of her, she is an undeserving champion. Kelly, you better shine up that title nice and pretty because I'm coming for it. I know Beth gets her rematch first, but I will be the very next one who gets a shot. Tonight, will not be the last time you step in this ring with me. So I really do hope you bring your A game tonight, because I'm going to take great pleasure in taking down the golden girl of NWA for the third time. Kelly, in my eyes, you stole that title shot from me. It should be me with that belt right now, not you. I'm going to prove that once more in our match, so you better be ready for me. I'm not the least bit happy about you getting your shot before me and tonight... well, tonight is going to be me getting my own personal revenge for that.

Lita threw the microphone out of the ring to the ring staff. She posed her signature gun taunts before she slipped between the ropes of the ring and walked up the ramp as the fans in the arena continued to boo her. Lita mouthed off at the audience the whole way up the ramp before she disappeared behind the staging curtain, headed to her locker room to finish preparing for her match on Smackdown.

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