The cameras opened up the scene outside in an undisclosed location. "Earlier today" appeared down in the corner of the camera. It was still daylight out and the camera man appeared to be in some woods. The camera zoomed in closer as Angelina and Velvet appeared in a field that turned into a heavily wooded area. The camera caught up with the two as they started to walk into the woods. Their conversation finally being picked up as the camera crew got closer to the Beautiful People.

jamie.szantyr;;velvet.sky: So, what was up with Stratus coming out during your match last week?

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: I don't even know. She damn near cost me my match against that blow up doll, Eva Marie. I thought Trish was still busy with my sloppy seconds.

jamie.szantyr;;velvet.sky: No, they broke up.

Angelina raised an eyebrow as she continued through the woods.

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: He's been completely ruined since dating me. He can't ever hold a girlfriend anymore, then again, he couldn't keep me either. But when I dated him he actually seemed to have a little bit of a soul left. Now he's dead inside. It's... kind of sad.

jamie.szantyr;;velvet.sky: Do you ever feel bad?

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: God no!

Velvet shrugged her shoulders.

jamie.szantyr;;velvet.sky: I thought he was happy with Layla. Until you...

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: Whoa, whoa! I - nothing! We aren't going to take a walk down memory lane, especially in the middle of the woods. Let's find this swamp.

jamie.szantyr;;velvet.sky: Why are we even looking for a swamp again?

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: I just need to find MsChif's home, I need to see where the creature dwells. Destroy any offspring she may have so we can nip this in the bud before it gets out of control.

jamie.szantyr;;velvet.sky: Are you even sure she lives out here? I mean... did you even Google her?

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: Yes, I'm not incompetent. Duh.

Angelina pulled out a printed out copy of MsChif's Wikipedia page and read it over.

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: Ahem.

She cleared her throat and began to read it out loud.

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: She has three known locations according to this. She's billed from The Edge of the Netherworld... Umm - okay.

Angelina rolled her eyes and continued.

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: The Inferno, or Dante's Inferno.

Velvet's eyes lit up momentarily.

jamie.szantyr;;velvet.sky: Oh, Dante's Inferno! That's a badass game! Lets go with that one!

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: Okay. No. How about not.

Angelina continued to walk a few feet away from the edge of the swamp. She continued to push through the thick brush in search of her opponent. Angelina was hoping to catch her opponent for Warfare off guard, and give MsChif a small taste of what she would be dishing out in the ring later in the evening.

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: She's a god damn swamp thing. This is her natural habitat. Just - trust me! I know what I'm talking about.

Angelina snapped a brittle branch on the ground with her hiking boots by accident. Velvet jumped and looked over both of her shoulders.

jamie.szantyr;;velvet.sky: Okay but can we please leave? It's hot out and my hair is frizzing from the humidity. My makeup is running... It's gross.

Angelina mumbled to herself and sighed, Velvet still back behind her, also doing her best to fight through the twigs and branches.

jamie.szantyr;;velvet.sky: I feel like we're being watched and not in a good way. It's creepy out here... and dirty.

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: Shut up and stop complaining. Have some sense of adventure, shit. I'm trying to locate what hole in the ground this idiot came from and all you can do is bitch. I don't need another thorn in my side so I need to handle things early on. Starting with MsChif. She finally decided to pop back out of obscurity after how long? She's hardly been seen since she disgracefully lost her title to Paige.

Angelina turned to face Velvet Sky.

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: Paige being another problem I already took care of. You're welcome, world!

Velvet pulled broken twigs from her hair and swatted at something flying around her.

jamie.szantyr;;velvet.sky: Ew! Get it away!

Angelina flat out ignored her friends cry out of help.

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: You see, Vel, It's time to douse Mschif in Fungicide and take her out for good. We have to keep the fungus from spreading any more than it already has. I mean, have you seen what the showers look like once she's done? Yes, I said that plural because she HAS to take multiple. That horrid stench every time she comes near... All that matted, mangy hair in the drains?

Angelina visibly shuddered.

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: There is no saving MsChif. She's a lost cause, the fungus is even in her hair I think. Have you seen that god awful hair? And here I thought Eva Marie was the worst. I totally forgot all about MsChif.

Angelina took a sip from her water bottle and sighed as she pondered her own thoughts.

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: I mean, I'd honestly be doing her a favor if you think about it. She's practically 40. 39 next month I believe... uhhh - yep.

Angelina confirmed this by checking her phone. She stuck her phone in the back pocket of her jeans and started to make her way forward through the wooded area.

lauren.williams;;angelina.love: We can call it an early birthday gift from me to her. Once I'm done with her, she'll have no choice but to rely on her boring science backup job. I'm sure it's still a decent living for her, and hell, maybe Science can help her become an actual female. I think that would be so cool for her, really. Although, no matter how far we've come with Science, it just can't fix ratchet.

Suddenly the leaves wrestled and caused both Divas to jump in place. They both looked down and their eyes grew wide in horror. In unison they both screamed out in a panic. "Snake!"

They duo turned and high tailed it away from the area. Not as quick as they would have liked due to the wildly overgrown brush. Both women cried out or cursed as their hair got pulled and branches scraped against them. The camera faded out to black.

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